Joke!!!

Haha… I love this joke and I wanted to share it with everyone.  My mom just sent it to me….

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her. "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes ! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."

Published in: on May 15, 2006 at 1:06 am  Comments (3)  

Summer Chaos

Wow… do my plans keep stacking up. First I thought that my summer was going to be a relaxing one with only one vacation and working only now and again. But then I went to Vegas for spring break and low and behold, I am out of money so now I have to work my butt off. Not only am I going to be working every day between two different jobs, but then I am going on five different trips. I am going to Tennessee next week for my sorority (to the St. Jude’s Hospital), then I’m going to St. Thomas Island for a wedding, then I am going to my boyfriends cabin for forth of July weekend, and then I have to go to two conventions. On top of this, I found out that I have to take two summer school classes and work a ton to build up my bank account because I went from two thousand down to two hundred. Huge difference! I am not complaining about my trips, but it just isn’t the right summer for all of this to happen. I need to work and relax… especially from this school year… and I have no chances!

And on top of this, I am praying for my grandma and grandpa’s health. I hope all goes well this summer! Pray with me!?!?

Published in: on May 13, 2006 at 5:54 am  Comments (1)  

Response that didnt work

This was to dmastaj… but I am not a blogsource memeber and it wouldnt let me post it!!

I find this to be interesting because you were able to watch the movie.  i like reading what you thought was different and how the book changed from the movie. One question though, do you believe that the book was better or not as good as the movie.  Just wanted to know.  I am thinking about renting it and I wanted to know if you though that it was worth the time and money.

Published in: on May 13, 2006 at 4:30 am  Leave a Comment  

Final paper

Ethics: what can this one word mean and how can it have such an influence to society? To start, this word is defined by Webster’s Dictionary as “the discipline dealing with what is good and bad and with moral duty and obligation” (Webster's Dictionary). So how can this one word be present in an English class that is concerned about technology? Easily. The concept of technology has ethics written all over it. When a new technological advancement is in place, may people are excited, but with advancement comes consequences. Take the scientific advancement of cloning Dolly, the sheep. While many people were impressed with the concept that humans can create a living creature from genes, others were very concerned with the ethical portion of what this advancement could do to the future. This is looked upon as “playing God” in that we are making creatures from a couple of cells of another, which opens up way to many doors of possibilities. After all, Dolly had a shortened life from only living from 1997 to 2003. Moving on though, how does this relate to this English 246 class and our quest to analyze technology? Because of the problems that occur in technology, but the insistence to advance more and more, I want to present the extreme ethical problems that are presented in three of the pieces of art that we analyzed this semester: Frankenstein, The Island, and Camp Concentration.While science plays a big portion of Frankenstein, I would like to take the time to evaluate how Mary Shelley incorporated the theme of ethics into her storyline. There were two main ways in which the ethical portion of the story was a little out of whack and where it was evident that Mary Shelley wanted her audience to acknowledge the risks of technology. The first main concern was when Victor created the monster out of a dead body in the cemetery and the second being how Victor was so gung-ho over this creation when he was in the lab that he did not consider how to care for this poor creature and how he left it when he got scared for the rest of society to deal with. Starting off, the idea of Victor digging in a cemetery is disgusting. When someone is laid to rest, naturally the loved ones imagine the body at rest and in some better place than they were on earth… but what if that loved one was dug up and shocked with electricity for some sick scientist’s experiment. How disturbing of a thought would that be? Well that is what Victor had done to this poor human. His ethics were lost when Victor went digging in the grave for his experiment, dug up the body, transported it to the lab, hooked up electricity, and then shocked it to the point where it came alive. When comparing this to the definition of ethics, I would not consider victor’s actions to be a moral obligation to society. Instead, I think of it as a selfish attempt to further his success in the science world. Going off of this, the next unethical event that occurred in the story was when Victor got scared of the creation, and just left for the rest of society to deal with. How unethical is this in that he makes the creation but can not deal with it because he is a coward. What did Victor think would happen to this monster? He should have known that this monster would have to find some way to survive and he should have considered that if he was scared of the monster, then the other people would be too. Through this Mary Shelley presents the idea that if a scientist creates something, then they should be ready to deal with it. Not only that, but they need to consider the ethical aspect of this creation and if it could be perceived as ‘playing God’. By acting like God, they are breaking the ethical dimensions of being humans and it is unjust for them to proceed with their experiment. The big sign would be digging up a body, but hey, I guess some people are crazy. Mary Shelley did a great job of relaying the concept of unethical approaches of science through the way that she portrayed Victor Frankenstein in her story of science and heartbreak.
Not only does Shelley incorporate elements that go against ethical views, but the movie The Island, directed by Michael Bay, also deals with unethical aspects of science. The first element with this is that the creator of the island industry, Merrick, does not have any sense of what his is doing to the people/clones that he creates in his huge laboratory. I doubt that he expected the clones to really develop emotions, but when it would happen, he wanted to exterminate them and make a new clone. When Lincoln-Six-Echo found out about what happened when people were supposedly going to the island, he was disgusted which showed emotion. The worst thing to happen to Merrick’s experiment was that Lincoln-Six-Echo escaped from the industry and found the outside world where he found out what he was made for. The whole idea of creating something/someone in order to take parts from them, kill them, is unethical in all accounts of the word. How could one person think that they are so powerful that they can just dispose of another in order to make a lot of money. Even though these are clones, they have to understand that all science has consequences and that the abolishing of humans is not ethical in any way. Not only that, but Merrick had no problem in killing all of the clones that were in the process of being made. I tend to relate this to a pregnant mother. I am sorry if I will offend anyone by saying this, but I think that abortion is unethical. It is the killing of a human before they even have the right to decide if they want to live. It is abolishing the right of a creature to live and deciding it for them. Another concern that I had with the ethics of a character in this movie was with Tom Lincoln. I think that it is unethical on Tom’s place to trick the clone into an utter demise. He knew that this clone had feelings and emotions just like any other human, but Tom was more concerned with his ability to live that he ignored this and decided that he would turn in Lincoln-Six-Echo back to Merrick. It was not his duty or obligation to cause the undeniable demise of another living creature whether it was a clone or not. The movie The Island presented very important ethical dimensions of science in that if someone has the power to create something then they have to decide what it all entails before going through with it. From my point of view, Merrick did not understand that the clones would be real humans with real human needs besides food and activity. Because of his lack in understanding of what would happen to the clones that he created, his reactions (as well as Tom’s) were unethical.

Going along with the unethical science advancements, Camp Concentration is another book in which the ethics should have been more planned out before the scientists implanted the pills into the people of their camp. The justification behind this is that the people were in jail anyways, but they were not all permanent life sentences. For instance, Louis Sacchetti was supposed to only be in jail for five years for dodging the war when he awoken in a place called Camp Archimedes. This was where the people were drugged in order to have huge intelligences but the problem was that they would die within months of being drugged. This is one of the most unethical ideas that I could have thought of because the people did not all volunteer for this camp and they were tricked into being part of this experiment. It was a selfish experimental procedure in order for General Humphrey Haast to benefit with a war mechanism. In the end, Haast’s want turns into a desire for the trick to immortality. This is so unethical because Haast ruins many people’s lives in order to advance science, but the problem is that the patients are tricked into this experiment. If it were to be that the people who participated all knew of their participation and the effects that it would have on them, then it would be better, but because of the trickery, I find it disgusting. In fact, out of all of these examples, I find the problem in Camp Concentration to be the most unethical.

After looking at the ethical perspectives from science in Frankenstein, The Island, and Camp Concentration I honestly wish that the scientists would stop their creating and just settle with nature. Of course this is not possible, and writers notice this enough to incorporate it into their stories. I wish that people would notice the trouble that we had with Dolly and read these Sci-Fi books to see how the we are becoming monsters and creating unethical machines within ourselves. Its too bad that people don’t realize the consequences that science can have on a community. They are too concerned with one-upping the each other.

Published in: on May 13, 2006 at 2:39 am  Leave a Comment  

Neuromancer

I’m sorry to admit this Devon, but I did not like the book Neuromancer at all. It was too confusing with their weird terms and I found myself going back on every page to previous pages to see what it was talking about. I found it to be extremely confusing and not up my alley. I typically do not read sci-fi books because they normally don’t interest me and I wasn’t exactly sure how they don’t interest me until I read Neuromancer. I spent more time trying to decipher what the words meant that I didn’t even understand what was going on in the book. The only thing that I got out of it was that Case was a computer hacker and that he was retired because he had problems in the past with betraying workers and that some girl named Molly came to him as a protector and she wanted him to get back into computer hacking. Molly worked for some guy named Armitage and that Case and Molly started to investigate into Armitage and his background. From here on out I was a lost cause. I think that if I were to talk to someone about it, then maybe it would start to makes sense, but the key word is MAYBE. I enjoy the challenge of trying new types of books, but I think that Neuromancer was too much of a challenge for me to enjoy it. Sorry.

Published in: on May 11, 2006 at 10:46 am  Comments (2)  

Cubbies?

Okay, this is a joke for all of you Chicago Cubs fans… I know you will love it!

"How is the World Series and a bear with a condom similar??

NO CUBS!!!!!"

Hahahaha… Im a Sox fan if you want to know!  Gotta love it!

Published in: on May 11, 2006 at 5:21 am  Leave a Comment  

Addition?

I am contimplating adding some aspects from Bladerunner and from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? into my final paper but I am not sure if it will take away from my other ideas or if it will add more elements of support.  I think that they are both good pieces of work, but could they support my thesis well?  Thats my debate. What do you think?

Published in: on May 3, 2006 at 8:27 pm  Leave a Comment  

Camp Concentration

Camp Concentration.

Concentration Camp.

What’s the difference?

What’s the similarities?

Would you like to attend either one?

Camp
Concentration.

A camp where prisoners are kept in order for an experiment to occur on their minds when they are unknowingly injected with “Pallidine” (a drug that raises intelligence to astounding levels but kills the person within approximately nine months).

Concentration Camp.

A camp where prisoners of war (Nazi Germany, generally speaking) are taken to in order to exterminate their type of race within the community. Here too, people were experimented on in the ‘hospitals’ and some were tortured to death.

Which would you rather have?

Luxury for nine months, or torture for a couple of years…. Or however long you lasted!

Would you volunteer yourself for this experiment?

Selfish!!!

Foolish!!!

Don’t feel bad, I know that I would have to weigh out my options as well.

Save the human race diseases and end up dying early, or live my life as it is…

DECISIONS….

Would you volunteer or be like Sacchetti and get abducted in your prison cell?!?

You’re choice……. So, what is it?

Published in: on May 1, 2006 at 10:30 am  Comments (2)  

Theme?

Well the gender topic I wasnt too interested so I am going to go in a different direction.  I have decided to write about the ethical aspect of making a robot/human.  For this I will use  The Island and Neuromancer and Frankenstein.  I am going to analyze the concept of what point is our technology going to damage the country and where do our ethics end when we are striving for a certain goal. 

From The Island I will be analyzing how the people can be locked up in this "factory" and they have feelings and do daily rituals like eating and working and sleeping and how some head-honcho guy can come in and take away their life.  If someone is to be made a clone, and that clone is to be killed, where are the ethics with killing a clone.  I have a problem with this because the people who had a clone didnt know that the clones actually had feelings and the owner of the company did not want to release this fact to the community.  The ethics of this whole process of making a human (clone or not) and then just using them for health issues is just immoral.  Lets think of it in different terms, what if a mom had a baby and then got pregnant again to make sure that if her first baby got sick then she could kill the second and use body parts from the second baby.  If this were to happen, that mom would def have legal problems and would be scrutinized.  This is essentially what was going on in the book.  A clone was made and then if the person got sick then their clone would be killed to save the origional life.  Sick….Sick process.

From Camp Concentration I will analyze the idea of implanting a deadly drug into someone with out thier knowing.  At what point does our technology end up hurting us?  I would say at the point where we feel the need to trick others to make a drug work.  If people were to volunteer to take this 'knowledge' drug, knowing the side-effect of death, then it is a different situation than someone being tricked into taking the drug (like the main character, Case).  If not wanting to be a part of some technological change, should someone be forced into this.  (going back to The Island, should a clone be made, have feelings, live a life with out having choice of their fate?) Granted, Case was able to have a brain that could surpass all understanding, but is it really worth dying for?  Is it really ethical to kill a human being for an experiement, expecially when it is forced upon them?  I will analyze this in the paper relating back to the thesis.

Finally I will analyze the ethics of making a monster in Frankenstein and then just leaving them to fend for themselves.  This is a perfect example of the stretch of ethics for a certain goal.  What normal person goes into a graveyard and digs up bodies to put together a "masterpiece"?  Where are the ethics in damaging someone's resting place for some sense of accomplishment in an experiment.  Frankenstein was so determined to further himself and his experiment that he was not concerned with the effects of making this monster could have on the community.  it turns out that the monster had the sense of love but never recieved it in return so he ended up going on a killing spree of Frankenstein's family.  This is a superior way of damaging the community because we have to ask at what point does the technology start to plateau?

Published in: on April 28, 2006 at 7:39 pm  Comments (8)  

Addiction!!!!!!

Television shows make me crazy. I have this problem where I am addicted to television shows and the shows that are in series. For example, I am a O.C, Seventh Heaven, Desperate Housewives, and American Idol fanatic. The problem is that I cant seem to get enough and I get disappointed when things happen that I don’t want to happen. When I was watching the O.C tonight, I just got so aggravated that I started to get mad at what was happening. I had to remind myself that it was fake and it was just a television show. I get so wrapped up into it that I have a hard time deciphering it from reality. But of course, next week I will be sitting in front of the television watching this show that I am addicted to. It made me think how technology gets us addicted. How many people are addicted to television, iPods, facebook, or myspace? It is amazing. So…. What is your technology addiction?

Published in: on April 27, 2006 at 10:55 am  Leave a Comment